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Pamela's avatar

Hilarious πŸ˜‚ and instructive ✍️ . Where are the illustrations ?

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Paul Ollinger's avatar

If only i had a picture. But my dad wouldn't let me borrow his Minolta 110 pocket camera.

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Amy M's avatar

Great stuff, Paul. You made me laugh a lot. These two sentences cracked me up the most. β€œSure, you can keep the area clean and apply a warm compress and some Clearasil.” β€œ...Mary Kay, asked me, "Paul, at the football game on Friday, were you wearing concealer on your nose?"

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Paul Ollinger's avatar

The concealer story is 100% true. (except the name of the girl, which I had to change since I touched her boobs)

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Amy M's avatar

You have an Hermes belt?

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Paul Ollinger's avatar

I do not have AN hermes belt. They don't make them in my size.

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