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Sam's avatar

Our rule is: on a plane, the kiddo gets unlimited screens and unlimited snacks!

Tamara's avatar

There’s not enough agreement possible to attach to this one so one million percent agree!!!! Absolutely NO NOTES!

Paul Ollinger's avatar

thank you - pls share with all your friends!

Alaine Loriss's avatar

A friend, a nurse, uses baby benadryl OTC for her toddlers. One dose before boarding, it's nap time at 32000 feet.

Also, if the kid keeps kicking another passengers seat, try removing their shoes. Less likely to kick if it hurts themselves to do it.

Paul Ollinger's avatar

Pro-level parenting right there.

Ann's avatar

Once on a trans-Atlantic flight from Amsterdam to San Francisco there was a couple with 3 small children - an infant (say 4 months) a toddler (2.5-3ish) and a child (4.5-5ish). Right after take off the infant started screaming mostly likely from plugged ears. Parents tried everything, flight attendants helped, other passengers helped. Baby wasn’t having any of it and continued to scream. Not much could be done and mostly the passengers were sympathetic. However, the other two children became the most unruly, loud obnoxious, crazed lunatics I’d ever seen. They were actually chasing each other up and down the aisles yelling and sword fighting with plastic swords, spilling juice and dropping snacks everywhere. Neither parent addressed this. Flight attendants had to keep picking up the kids and putting them back in their seats.

No one was angry about the infant. But, everyone was rattled and angry about the other two. It was the worst 11 hours I’ve ever spent on a plane.

Paul Ollinger's avatar

Oh wow, that's a looooooong flight for that to go down.

Ryan's avatar

As a parent who has made multiple cross country trips with a toddler (and allowed next to no screen time at home), 100% agree with your take. Selfish parenting indeed.

Paul Ollinger's avatar

At the very least, let the kids watch the movies, right?

Kris H's avatar

Can I suggest that parents of toddlers opt for Amtrak, with a nice sleeper room (bathroom included)? No ear pain, no annoyed other travelers, and you can lie down and sleep anytime you want.

Paul Ollinger's avatar

Yes! Take the train, parents!

Ann Foley's avatar

That’s why you ration screen time at home. So when you get on a plane and hand your kid the iPad, they are absolutely starved for screen time and can’t look away.

Paul Ollinger's avatar

That’s correct!

David Sica's avatar

This worked for me 30-some years ago. No iPads back in the 1990s? No problem! I rigged up a TV and a VCR borrowed from the living room to play in my van. After that my kids wouldn’t have even thought of taking a bathroom stop had we driven to Mars!

Paul Ollinger's avatar

Old school! I love it.

Howard Stein's avatar

12D? This is the problem! 😝

Paul Ollinger's avatar

I'm a man of the people!

Spencer Jakab's avatar

Amen.