Reasonably Happy

Reasonably Happy

Dear Emir of Qatar,

Paul Ollinger
May 23
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Have I got a proposal for you! While you're handing out free planes and $100's of millions to universities and think tanks, you might as well invest in my new comedy club.

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Sarah Kleiman
May 23

This was brilliant. A GoFundMe would be an excellent prompt to. Just saying.

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Paul Ollinger
May 23

YES! I also accept Patreon donations in denominations of <millions>!

Please share with all your amazing friends.

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Spencer Jakab
May 23

Paul, I think I just peed myself laughing.

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Paul Ollinger
May 23

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